beyond the web
Part of my repertoire as resident update monkey here at mousehands is to monitor and rapidly act upon all emails sent to me at my address, updatemonkey@mousehands.net.
Now, because I am a monkey (highly trained and dashing, but a monkey all the same) my vocabulary is somewhat limited. To converse, you need to send a subject line that I understand. What do I understand? Currently it is one of these: HELP, SUBSCRIBE, UNSUBSCRIBE and MY NAME IS. Most of these operate on their own, but the latter option does involve a parameter.