welcome!
Let me introduce myself: I am the update monkey.
In this universe, I am your update monkey, for as long as you wish me to be in your service.
I sense your doubt, for tradition tells us that a monkey’s place is… well, tradition regarding monkeys is thin on the ground; let us assume that an update monkey’s home is in the update monkey’s castle. This is my fortress, and you are welcome in my domain.
Let me offer you an overview of what this update monkey is capable of: Do you wish to subscribe to the email newsletter? Maybe my hansom viewer wishes to leave the warm confines of the update list.
Perhaps, even, you’d rather use email to achieve this. But this is just the beginning! For you can also browse the history in updates and avail yourself of all this in a handy and downright sweet-smelling RSS feed. The choice, as “they” say, is yours.